Paranoid Pastors

Welcome, seeker of truth and righteousness. Or are you just here for the free donuts?

Paranoid Pastors is a coalition of spiritual leaders who are so on the edge of sanity that we've gone ahead and fallen off. We're not your traditional prophets, seers, or sages. Nope. We're more like... well, you know what? We're just really paranoid, and we'll tell you all about it.

Check out our most popular testimonials:

• Overly Optimistic Octopus: "I'm a pastor, hear me roar! I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... "
• Doomsday Prepper Pastor: "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just... uh... just in case."
• Paranoid Pastor in Residence: "I'm not crazy, I'm just... you know, really focused."

Want more? Browse our archives:

• Paranoid Pastor in Residence
• Overly Optimistic Octopus
• Doomsday Prepper Pastor

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Paranoid Pastor Says page, where we just make stuff up as we go along.

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