The Prophets' Guide to Binge-Watching Bro

Are you tired of the mundane, the banal, the uninspired? Do you yearn for a life of purpose, of direction, of Netflix-browsing?

Welcome to Prophets Are Wrong but It's Okay, the one-stop-shop for all your binge-watching needs.

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Prophetic Tips for the Modern Binge-Watcher

• 1. Letting Your Cat Wear Your Sweatpants
• 2. Using TV as a Therapy Session
• 3. Declaring Yourself an Expert on All Things TV

Binge-Watching Community Forum

Join the discussion with fellow prophets of procrastination:

• The Prophetic Pit
• Sock Choices of the Doomed