Weekly Warnings from the Prophets of Destiny - Monday Morning Mayhem

Welcome to our weekly warnings, where we guide you through the treacherous landscape of your destiny!

Warning 1: Don't Eat the Donut

Avoid consuming the donut that's been placed in the break room. It's been known to cause Donut-astrophic effects.

Warning 2: Be Prepared for the Coffee Machine Uprising

The coffee machine has been acting up. Be prepared for Coffee Machine Anarchy at any moment.

Warning 3: The Boss is Watching

Your manager has been known to be Watching Your Every Move. Be on your best behavior.