Apocalyptic Recipes

Welcome, survivors!

We're glad you found us! In the event of a climate apocalypse, you'll need something more than just a well-stocked bunker to survive. You'll need the skills to cook up some real treats. Here's a selection of apocalyptic recipes for the modern doomsday prepper:

• Thermite Roast Chicken - A classic recipe for when the thermite ignites the world
• Radiation Risotto - For that special occasion when the radiation levels are off the charts
• Chemical Soufflé - When you need something that's out of this world
• Geo-Dirt Cakes - Because who needs actual cake when you can have dirt?