Welcome, seeker of unvarnished truths! We're glad you asked. Our prophets are here to tell you exactly what you don't want to hear, because let's face it, someone has to.
Meet our prophets:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Moody McGee's specialty is predicting exactly when your favorite TV shows will be cancelled, so you can finally stop watching them and free up some space on your DVR.
Read Moody's 2020 TV show predictions for a taste of what we're talking about.
Don't ask us how she does it, but Bertha has a knack for predicting exactly which restaurants will run out of your favorite foods at exactly what time.
Read Bertha's 2022 food predictions for a taste of what we're talking about.
Jeff's got a gift for calling out exactly who will be wearing what at any given party, because let's face it, you want to know who's going to wear the same outfit as you.
Read Jeff's 2024 party fashion predictions for a taste of what we're talking about.