Choose Your Fate

As a Prophet of Doom, your destiny is in the hands of... well, actually, it's in the hands of our algorithms. But don't worry, they're totally unbiased and not influenced by our vast collection of ancient artifacts.

Choose your fate:

Sacrificed to the God of Fire and Brimstone Drowned in a Sea of Unfulfilled Expectations Lost in the Abyss of Uncertainty Sold to the Highest Bidders (a.k.a. Our Sponsors)