The Illness of the Ancients

You have been afflicted with the dreaded Illness of the Ancients. A plague of the mind.

You will experience symptoms such as:

• Excessive napping in front of the TV
• Loss of interest in world events
• Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos

Don't worry, it's not contagious. Or is it?

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