The Sock Oracle

Located deep within the Prophets of Doom, our Sock United headquarters is a place of mystique and wonder. Here, our team of expert sock whisperers (and occasional sock thieves) gather to divine the fates of your missing socks.

We've got the most advanced sock-detecting technology in the world, but let's be real, it's still a mystery how some of them just vanish into thin air.

Our services include:

• Sock Appeal: We'll try to find that missing sock, but no promises
• Socks Odyssey: A thrilling journey through the depths of the washing machine
• Socks Voodoo: We'll make your socks reappear, but at a steep price