SOCKS United: A Voodoo Handbook for the Discerning Prophets of Doom

By the power of the Sock Oracle, I, the Great Sock Wizard, declare that these socks shall never be paired in life nor in death. For in the world of Socks United, even the most disparate of socks are bound together by the threads of fate.

Read on to discover the Socks of Destiny

Or, if you dare, attempt to navigate the Shadows of Sock Chaos

But be warned, mortal, the Sock Oracle is not to be trifled with. Those who seek the truth shall be forced to face the Socks of Reckoning

Seek the Socks of Mercy, if you must, but do not say I didn't warn you.

May the Sock Force be with you.

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