Prophets of Doom: Psychic Surgery

Psychic Surgery is a treatment option for those who are feeling particularly stuck in their minds. Our team of expert Prophets will scan your brain, diagnose the problem, and perform a mental reboot using our advanced techniques of telepathic manipulation and mental hacking.

Our services include:

Telepathic brainwashing: We'll scrub your mind clean of all those pesky thoughts and emotions that are holding you back.
Mental reboot: We'll reboot your mind to factory settings, so you can start fresh with a clean slate (no prior knowledge or experiences will be lost, don't worry).
Neuro-hacking: We'll crack open your mind, rewire your thoughts, and install new, improved firmware for maximum productivity and efficiency.

Don't wait any longer! Book your appointment today and let our Prophets of Doom perform a psychic surgery you'll never forget!

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Prophet-in-Chief

Zorvath, The Great and Powerful

Acknowledged expert in the field of psychic surgery and mind hacking, Zorvath has performed thousands of successful mind reboots and has helped countless individuals achieve their goals and desires.