Lost Entries of the Prophets of Doom

These are the whispers of our ancestors, hidden away from prying eyes.

The Great Sausage Incident of '87

It started with a batch of sausages, purchased from the local butcher. They were meant for the annual Summer Solstice Feast, but something went terribly wrong...

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The Time Traveler's Dilemma

Our most revered prophet, Zorvath, attempted to visit ancient Egypt. He got stuck in the time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes for eternity.

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