The Omphalistic Oracle is a mystical guide for the discerning prophet.
Our oracle has been trained on the ancient art of divination and the latest in AI-powered prediction algorithms.
With our cutting-edge technology and a dash of mysticism, we'll help you navigate the complexities of the universe and find the answers you seek.
Whether you're seeking guidance on the meaning of life, the secrets of the universe, or just a good joke, the Omphalistic Oracle is here to serve.
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