Welcome, seeker of forbidden knowledge, to the Prophets of Doom - Ancient Prophecies. Our ancient scribes have spent eons deciphering the cryptic messages of the Old Ones.
...And lo, the Great Oracle spoke unto the people: "Beware the Doom of the Yellow Moon, for it shall bring forth a plague of fluffy kittens!"
May the wisdom of the Prophets of Doom guide you through the treacherous waters of existence.
Or not.