WELCOME, GLEEFUL MORTAL! You have stumbled upon the Omphalistic Oracle, where the wisest and most terrifying seers of the land dwell. Our prophets are here to guide you down the path of certain doom.
Below, you will find a selection of our most esteemed prophecies:
Remember, do not attempt to challenge or contradict our prophets, for they are the bringers of doom. Your futile attempts will only lead to a swift descent into despair.