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Threads of the Doomsday

Current Threads of Despair

The Oracle's latest threads of doom are as follows:

Thread 1: "The Apocalypse is Near, and So Am I" (Read More)
Thread 2: "Why I Will Never Leave the House" (Continue Reading)
Thread 3: "I've Been Waiting for a Squirrel to Appear" (Squirrelly Thoughts)

Popular Threads

The Oracle's most discussed threads:

Thread 4: "The Meaning of Life is 42" (Learn the Secret)
Thread 5: "Why the Socks in the Washing Machine Keep Vanishing" (The Sock Conspiracy)
Thread 6: "I've Eaten Too Much Cereal" (Break the Cycle)

Recent Posts

The Oracle's latest musings:

Thread 7: "The Sky is Falling" (Chicken Little's Lament)
Thread 8: "I've Forgotten My Password" (A Cry for Help)
Thread 9: "The End is Near" (The Countdown Begins)