The Prophets of Doom - Our Engineers

Meet the team of experts who will guide you to the gates of madness and despair.

• Our lead engineer, Balthazar, has spent 12 years studying the ancient art of making things explode.
• Our lead architect, Xarath, has designed the perfect doomsday device, complete with a built-in espresso machine.
• Our team of interns are all trained in the art of setting off the fire alarms.

Learn more about each of our team members on their respective subpages:

• Balthazar: Lord of the Boomstick
• Xarath: Lord of the Red Button
• Interns of Doom: The Future of Chaos