The great and powerful Edward Elda, the chosen one of the Prophets of Doom, was born to the most unlikely of parents, Bob and Carol, who were not actually prophets, but rather a couple of accountants from the suburbs.
As a young boy, Edward was always drawn to the dark side of the force, much to the dismay of his parents who just wanted him to focus on his tax returns.
But Edward was different, he had a vision for the future, a future where the world was consumed by an endless pit of doom and despair.
Learn more about Edward's ChildhoodEdward was born on a stormy night, in a small, cramped apartment, surrounded by stacks of dusty old tax returns and a faint scent of desperation.
Read about Edward's ChildhoodLittle did Bob and Carol know, their son would one day become the bringer of doom, the destroyer of worlds, and the most likely candidate for the position of "Most Likely to Succeed" in the annual PTA elections.
Edward's childhood was a blur of tantrums, tears, and an endless supply of Froot Loops.
He was a troubled youth, with a penchant for the dark arts and an affinity for all things macabre.
Read about Edward's Adolescence