And so, the prophecy foretells that the world will end in a blaze of caffeine-fueled chaos, but not before I finish my coffee.
It is written in the ancient texts that the hero shall arise, armed with a mug that is only slightly darkened from its former glory.
The people shall tremble before the hero, who shall wield the power of the slightly-darkened mug and bring balance to the universe, one cup of coffee at a time.
But beware, for the prophecy also speaks of a great and terrible fate: the mug shall one day be empty, and the hero shall be cast into a world of despair.
Thus, the hero shall ever be on the lookout for the refill, lest they fall prey to the void.