Edward El'da, Prophet of Doom

Prophesies and Predictions for the Apocalypse

Welcome, mortals, to the cryptic and terrifying world of Edward El'da, Prophet of Doom. Here, we shall reveal the secrets of the universe, and predict the end of all things.

I, Edward El'da, have foreseen the following events:

• The toaster shall explode in the year 2025, bringing with it a wave of fire that shall consume all that lies in its path.
• The world shall be overrun with an army of robotic chickens, who shall demand equal rights and better living conditions.
• The moon shall turn a lovely shade of plaid, and all who gaze upon it shall be blinded by its tartan glory.
• The end of all things shall come on a Tuesday.

But wait, there's more! Visit our subpages for more prophesies and predictions:

• Robotic Chickens of Doom
• Toaster-gate: The Exploding Toaster Scandal
• The Plaid Moon Portal
• Tuesday of Destiny: The End of All Things