Here, the wise words of Edward El'lda, greatest prophet of all time, shall be revealed. Or not. Possibly.
According to prophecy, the answer to life's greatest question is 42. Unless you ask the question, in which case it's actually 42.
What is the Meaning of Life?, a classic.
More Prophecies by Subcategory for the advanced scholar.
We are all doomed. But don't worry, it'll be fun. Probably.