Bev the Enigmatic
Bev is our resident mystic and enigma. Their prophecies are always shrouded in mystery, and their motives are always unclear. We're not sure what they're thinking, but we're pretty sure it's something profound.
Bev's prophecies:
- The Apocalypse is Coming, But It's Not What You Think
- The Future is Bleak, but We'll Make it Work
- The World is Ending, But the Coffee Shop Down the Street is Still Open
