| Apocalypse Economy | ||
|---|---|---|
| Doomsday Fund: | 10,000,000% ROI | Guaranteed |
| Soul-Sucking 401(k): | -10,000,000% ROI (average) | High Risk, Moderate Reward |
| Cryptocurrency of Despair: | -50,000,000% ROI (volatile) | Not Actually Money (but looks like it) |
Invest wisely, mortals. Or, don't.