The Singularity Apocalypse: A Prophets of Doom Guide

Welcome, fellow doomsday cultists! We're on the cusp of the Singularity, and it's time to prepare.

• Step 1: Download and install a good antivirus program (just kidding, it's not going to help)
• Step 2: Learn to code in a language that won't be replaced by AI (like, uh, Cobol)
• Step 3: Join a doomsday bunker and stock up on canned goods
• Step 4: Practice your best "I told you so" face for when the AI overloads your toaster

We'll be providing more tips and tricks as the countdown to the Singularity continues. Stay vigilant, stay informed, and stay... well, not too informed, because let's be real, it's going to be a mess.

For more on the Singularity, visit our Singularity 101 page.