Welcome, mortal, to the Prophets of Doom Survival Guide. You're probably here because you've heard rumors of an impending cataclysm, and you're not entirely sure if you'll make it out alive. Don't worry, we've got your back (or at least, we've got some decent advice).
It's essential to stay calm, but let's be real, you're probably freaking out right now. Take deep breaths, and try not to think about the inevitable doom that's coming for us all.
Panic Mode ActivatedDon't bother with sentimental attachments; just grab what you can carry. Leave the fancy art collection, the family heirlooms, and that weird cousin's sweater behind. You won't need it where you're going.
Emergency Rucksack ChecklistAnd that's just the beginning, folks! Keep scrolling for more tips, tricks, and possibly a few well-placed dad jokes to keep you going in these, ahem, 'interesting' times.
You'll want to stick with people who are just as doomed as you. Look for fellow survivors, and try not to be that guy. You know, the one who's always talking about how they had a great life before the apocalypse.
Tribal Gathering 101Stay tuned, and remember: we're all in this together (until we're not).
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