2019 Weather Forecast: Prophets of Doom

Forecast for the month of May, as dictated by the Prophets of Doom.

May 1, 2019

Clouds of Doom cover the sky, foretelling a day of utter despair.

Chance of rain: 99%.

Chance of hope: 1%.

May 2, 2019

May 2, 2019

The skies are grey, but our doom is not imminent.

Chance of rain: 50%.

Chance of actual doom: 0%.

May 3, 2019

May 3, 2019

Avoid all outdoor activities, lest ye be consumed by the void.

Chance of doom: 100%.

Chance of escape: -10%.

May 4, 2019