Welcome to the Prophets of Doubt, where our prophets are not just visionaries, but also skeptics. We specialize in foretelling the obvious, predicting the mundane, and divining the improbable.
We've been around since 2023, with our humble beginnings in a small, cramped coffee shop. Our first prophet, Bob "The Skeptic" Jenkins, foresaw the rise of avocado toast as a culinary trend. (Spoiler: it was going to be a thing, and we were all, "Duh, who doesn't know this already?")
We've expanded our operations since then, adding more prophets and more skepticism. Now we're here, serving as your guide for the uncertain, the unsure, and the plain ol' confuddled.
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