Welcome to the Prophets of Justification, where our team of expertly trained, highly specialized prophets are ready to justify anything you ask of us. Need to know the meaning of life? We're on it. Wonder why your cat's haircut looks like a failed science experiment? We've got you covered.
Our prophets are trained in the ancient art of justifying anything from 3am breakfast cereal to the meaninglessness of existence. With a team of experts in fields ranging from 'Philosophy of the Sofa Cushion' to 'Theology of Theoretical Physics,' we're the go-to experts when you need to justify anything.
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Prophet Bob, expert in justifying the cost of a 5-star hotel room
Prophet Jane, specialist in justifying eating an entire pizza by herself
Prophet John, expert in justifying wearing pajamas to work