Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's to nap, of course.
Q: Why do Prophets of Nap always wear funny hats?
A: Because, you know, they're trying to make a statement.
Q: Can I join the Prophets of Nap?
A: Only if you can handle the drama and the constant napping.
Q: What is the secret to eternal slumber?
A: We're not telling. But let's just say it involves a lot of pillows and a good book.
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