By Jean-Philippe, the Unyielding
I, Jean-Philippe, hereby declare that I will never yield to the whims of the masses.
I will never be swayed by the gentle breeze of popular opinion.
I will stand firm, like a stalwart sentinel, against the tide of mediocrity.
I will hold fast to my convictions, even as the winds of change blow strong.
For I am Jean-Philippe, the Unyielding, and I will not be moved.