Appendix 1: The Sacred Texts of the Prophets of Nap

In the dimly lit, smoke-filled chambers of the Prophets' Sanctum, our revered leaders poured over the sacred texts that would guide us towards the Great Awakening. These ancient tomes hold the secrets of the Prophets' most profound insights, their most scathing critiques, and their most bewilderingly obscure allusions.

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