The Declaration of Simplicity

We, the Prophets of Nap, in order to form a more perfect union of minimalism, do ordain and establish this declaration.

Article I: We believe that the pursuit of simplicity is a fundamental human right, and that all citizens are entitled to the freedom to wear the same outfit every day.

Article II: We hold that the only acceptable form of art is the minimalist poster with a maximum of 3 colors and 5 shapes.

Article III: We recognize the importance of the 5-minute walk as a viable alternative to the automobile, and encourage all citizens to walk their neighbors, their mail carriers, and their mailboxes.