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Prophets of Nap: A Brief History of Sock Drawer Organization

In the dimly lit, cramped recesses of our collective psyche, there existed a void. A void that was so profound, so all-consuming, that only the Prophets of Nap dared to venture forth into its depths.

The Early Years

Founded by the enigmatic and reclusive, Zara 'The Sock Whisperer' in 1987, the Prophets of Nap began as a humble group of sock enthusiasts.

They scoured the land for the perfect blend of stretch and cotton.
Developed an intricate system for categorizing and storing the most disparate of sock types.
Hosted secret, invitation-only Sock Raves in abandoned warehouses.

The Golden Age of Sock Drawerdom

As the Prophets gained popularity, their ranks swelled with the addition of:

The Great Sock Puppet, a master of sock-based performance art.
Balthazar McSnazz, the Sock Wizard, who could turn even the most mundane sock into a work of genius.
The Sock Oracle, a mystic who foresaw the future of foot fashion.

The Prophets' influence spread far and wide, leaving a trail of neatly folded socks in their wake.

But as with all great power, came great corruption.

Downfall and Reckoning

Internal strife and petty squabbles over the 'true meaning of toe socks' led to the Great Sock Schism of 2012.

The Prophets of Nap were no more, but their legacy lives on in the hearts of all who dare to dream of a world where socks are more than just foot coverings.

Visit our sister site: Prophets of Nap - Sock Drawer Philosophy for a deeper dive into the existential implications of sock drawer organization.