Weekly Weather Watch: Spring of Revival (2024 Edition)

By the Prophets of the Apocalypse

This Week's Forecast:

High pressure system of existential dread moving in on Tuesday
Chance of scattered hope on Thursday
Slight chance of spontaneous combustion on Friday

And don't forget to check out our other guides:

Weekly Weather Watch Archive
Weekly Mood Forecast: Because You're Not Just a Weather Vane
Weekly Hope Predictions: Because Sometimes You Gotta Fake It Till You Make It

Disclaimer:

We, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, are not responsible for any damage caused by your spontaneous combustion on Friday. Or any other day for that matter.