In the depths of 2024, where the skies are perpetually gray and hope is a fleeting memory, the Prophets of the Apocalypse gather to share their wisdom.
Here, in this dingy, underground lair, they offer Machine Therapy, a revolutionary new form of treatment that combines the soothing hum of machinery with the gentle touch of a robotic hug.
Read more about the bleak future Schedule a session todayOur machines have been designed to mimic the warmth of human touch, allowing you to connect with your own inner workings in ways you never thought possible.
Our therapy sessions are conducted entirely in 3D printed, neon-lit environments, guaranteed to stimulate your sense of wonder and awe.