Heat Wave 2024: Prophets of the Apocalypse

By the sweat-drenched prophets of the Apocalypse, for the sweat-drenched masses.

Get ready for the return of the Heat Wave, a 6-week stretch of sweltering summer weather that will make you question the very fabric of human sanity. But fear not, for we have foretold the signs and portents of this impending heat dome:

Unrelenting sunshine that will seep into your dreams
A heat index that will make the very pavement melt like butter
Coolers will be a distant memory, a mythic tale told to children
And, most terrifying of all, the air will be so thick with heat that you'll start to think the sky is actually a giant, glowing oven

View Our Forecasts for the Worst-Case Scenario

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Heat Hacks for a few, questionable tips on how to survive the coming inferno.

And, for the love of all that is holy, seek refuge in our Heat Shelters before it's too late!

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