Prophets of the Apocalypse: 2024 Summer Weather Patterns

According to top-secret sources, the summer of 2024 will be a scorcher! Our team of highly trained, expert prophets has crunched the numbers, consulted the ancient tomes, and gazed into the crystal ball of doom... and here's what they saw:

Week 1-4: Sweltering heatwaves will bring wave after wave of sweltering heat, making even the most stalwart of souls question the very fabric of reality.

Week 5-8: A brief respite from the heat, as a Monsoon of May brings relief, but don't worry, it's just a tease - the heat returns, stronger than ever.

Week 9-12: The apocalypse is nigh! Sky-high temperatures will melt the polar ice caps, flood the cities, and make you question the veryประก existence of humanity.