Deep-Thinker, Prophet of the Apocalypse

The End is Near, but so are the Coffee Shops

As the chosen one, I foresee a world where all things good and decent will soon be reduced to rubble and dust. But fear not, for I bring tidings of hope and despair, of doom and gloom. For in the depths of my crystal ball, I see the rise of:

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't, because, well, it's the end of the world.

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