About Us

Prophets of the Apocalypse: the world's premier team of end-of-the-world prognosticators. We're like weather forecasters, but instead of predicting rain, we predict the apocalypse.

Our team is comprised of the world's top experts in doom, gloom, and catastrophe. We've got PhDs in Disaster Studies, and we're not afraid to use them.

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What We Do

Our team of experts use advanced algorithms and ancient prophecy to predict the most likely apocalypse scenarios, from zombie outbreaks to solar flares.

We provide our clients with actionable advice on how to survive the coming apocalypse, from building a bunker to perfecting their apocalypse-themed cocktail recipes.

Get In Touch

Want to learn more about the apocalypse? Want to book a consultation with one of our experts? Contact us at info@prophetsoftheapocalypse.com