Welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse, where the apocalypse is just a Tuesday. We're a group of stylish prophets who've seen the end times and are here to guide you through it all. Or not. Maybe just to make you laugh and pretend everything's going to be fine.
See our latest announcements for 2022. Or don't. We won't judge you.
Our prophet-in-residence, Madeline the Mystic, has some predictions for you. Or not.
We're not really sure what's going to happen, but it's probably going to be interesting.