A: Honestly, it's worse. But let's not get into that right now. We've got more pressing questions, like "Will I get a participation trophy if I'm one of the few who survives?" or "Can I still stream my favorite TV shows if the power grid stays online?" The answer to both: no.
Q: Will my cat survive the apocalypse?
A: Probably not. Sorry, kitty. You're more of a liability than an asset in a post-apocalyptic world. But hey, at least you'll be good company while you're waiting for the inevitable.
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