Monday: The Sudden and Mysterious Disappearance of Bacon in the Pantry
Tuesday: Widespread Panic as the Coffee Machine Malfunctions
Wednesday: The Great Outdoors Becomes a Hazard Zone
Monday: The Internet Goes Dark (But Only for a Minute)
Tuesday: The Inevitable Robot Uprising (Just Kidding, It's Tuesday)
Wednesday: The Weather Gets Weird (Again)
Monday: The Last Chance to Learn a New Skill (But You Won't)
Tuesday: The End of All Hope (Just Kidding, Sort Of)
Wednesday: The Great Pizza Heist (A Tragedy of Epic Proportions)
Stay Tuned for More of the Apocalypse Schedule!