Balthazar McFadden is a Joke

This is the third and final chapter in the epic tale of Balthazar McFadden, the prophet who prophesied the end of the world, but not really.

It turns out, Balthazar's predictions were just a series of dad jokes and poorly timed puns.

His followers, known as the McFaddanites, were left feeling apocalyptic-ly confused, but still, they persisted.

And so, the McFaddanites built the Great Wall of McFadden, a 50-foot-high monument to their prophet's questionable prophesies.