High pressure system of impending doom moving into the area. Expect 100% chance of Total Annihilation.
UV radiation expected to reach critical levels, causing spontaneous combustion in all who dare to venture forth.
Heavy rain of nuclear fire and brimstone expected to move in overnight, with a high of 100% chance of Midnight Madness.
Don't forget to stock up on canned goods and a hazmat suit!
Low pressure system of existential dread moving out, expect 50% chance of Existential Angst.
Chance of scattered Robot Uprising expected, with a high of 100% chance of robotic overlords.
Remember, it's always a good idea to have a Bunker Brochure handy.
Severe Doomsday Sirens expected to sound at random intervals, causing widespread Panic.
A high of 100% chance of Total Chaos expected, with a low of -100% chance of Peace and Quiet.
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