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Our Services:

1. Island Acquisition: We'll find you a nice, isolated rock in the middle of nowhere and make it look pretty.

2. Subsidy Administration: We'll take care of the paperwork, so you don't have to.

3. Bunker Design: Because you'll need somewhere to hide from the impending doom.

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Island Acquisition

We'll find you a nice, isolated rock in the middle of nowhere and make it look pretty.

Our team of expert rock-scouts will scour the globe to find you the perfect island. Then, we'll give it a nice new coat of paint and some tasteful landscaping. Voilà!

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