Welcome to Our Prophets

We're a group of experts in the field of Eternal Recession.

Our motto is: 'We'll just keep on predicting, until the economy recovers, or the world ends.'

Our current prophecies:

• More taxes for the rich!
• Mandatory avocado toast for all citizens!
• Free Wi-Fi for the homeless!
• A new era of inflation, where everything costs twice as much as before!

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