Betty the Brutal: Prophet of the Apocalypse

Prophetess of the Apocalypse, Bringer of the Brunch, Queen of the Brutalist Dream

Specializing in: End Times Fashion, Apocalypse Chic, and Existential Crisis Management

Services:

• Bruce the Brutal: Brother and Rival Prophet
• Sam the Skeptical: Prophet of the Non-Sequitur
• Join our Mega-Church of the End Times

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