Chronos the Technologist
A prophet of the apocalypse, but also a technologist. Because, you know, the end of the world is just a good excuse to learn some new skills.
Our current prophecy: Eternal Recession 3.0. Because, you know, the apocalypse is just a series of beta releases.
Our Technological Writings
Our Technological Achievements
Our team has achieved:
- Successfully predicted the apocalypse 3 times, but missed the deadline each time
- Developed the world's first AI-powered doomsday device, which was just a Raspberry Pi with some flashing lights
- Written the world's longest, most confusing technical specification document, which was just 300 pages of Lorem Ipsum