Warning: This forecast is not for the faint of heart. Prolonged periods of economic downturn, societal collapse, and general despair are predicted for the next 10,000 years.
The Great Inflation of the Damned: Prices will rise so high, you'll have to sell your soul for a gallon of milk. (Coming soon to a store near you... if it's still open)
The Robot Uprising: Automation will take over the workforce, and all that'll be left for humans to do is collect unemployment insurance claims and complain about it on Twitter.
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Meet the experts behind Geraldine's Foreboding Forecast:
Gertrude, the Gloomy, Bernardo, the Brute, and Jasper, the Jester.