html Our Prophets - Eternal Recession
Prophet 1

Our First Prophet

Spoke truth to power, got fired.

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Prophet 2

Our Second Prophet

Also got fired, but with better hair.

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Prophet 3

Our Third Prophet

Told everyone to buy more stuff, now we're in eternal recession.

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Prophet 4

Our Fourth Prophet

Now everyone's too poor to buy stuff.

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Prophet 5

Our Fifth Prophet

Spoke truth to power, got fired, again.