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Our Prophets - Eternal Recession
Our First Prophet
Spoke truth to power, got fired.
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Our Second Prophet
Also got fired, but with better hair.
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Our Third Prophet
Told everyone to buy more stuff, now we're in eternal recession.
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Our Fourth Prophet
Now everyone's too poor to buy stuff.
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Our Fifth Prophet
Spoke truth to power, got fired, again.