Zeus the Economic Prophet

Our esteemed prophet has foreseen the coming of The Doomsday Market, a time of great uncertainty and economic woe.

But fear not, for Zeus has provided a guide to surviving the impending doom.

Learn from the great prophet's own words:

1. Step 1: Hoard all the gold
2. Step 2: Invest in canned goods
3. Step 3: Pray to the market gods

And don't forget to bless your portfolio regularly.